Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2: A Hilarious Medley of Unexpected Quests
Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 isn't just a brutally realistic medieval RPG; it's a comedic masterpiece of absurd side quests. The following tales, spoiler-free for the main storyline, showcase the game's unpredictable charm.
Table of Contents:
- Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song
- Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern
- Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog
- Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price
- Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies
- Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out
Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song
In Želejov, two lazy troubadours dream of Bohemian fame, lacking funds, instruments, and direction. Henry, eager to help, embarks on a chaotic series of tasks. He steals a lute, procures sheep gut strings, and even hauls sacks to settle their debts. Their reward for Henry's efforts? A soul-crushingly boring song about his mundane deeds. The absurdity is hilarious!
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Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern
The troubadours' strings require crafting by the inebriated Vojtěch, rescued from a wolf encounter. The intended reward for saving him involves survival skills training. However, delivering him directly to a tavern results in a disgruntled Vojtěch, offering only a poor view as compensation for Henry's "help."
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Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog
A confrontation with the Polovtsians, responsible for Henry's family's demise, takes an unexpected turn. Instead of violence, Henry finds himself socializing, matchmaking, and singing with them. A philosophical dog then interrupts, challenging Henry to a lake swim (which he miraculously survives).
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Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price
A successful burglary turns sour when a seemingly insignificant witness leads to Henry's near-arrest. The game's attention to detail is remarkable; it wasn't the theft itself, but the remaining evidence that almost exposed him.
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Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies
Stealing a horse and attempting to sell it to the sleeping Mikolaj results in a comical chase and a lengthy wait for the trader to wake up and complete his breakfast routine. Even minor escapades become hilarious misadventures.
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Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out
These are just glimpses into the game's unique charm. Every decision, however small, has consequences. The realism and immersion create a truly unforgettable and hilarious experience, making it a must-play for open-world RPG fans.
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Bohemia awaits!