"Roar Rampage Classic: Destroy Everything, Coming Soon to iOS and Android"

Roar Rampage makes a triumphant return to iOS in its classic form and debuts for the first time on Android, promising a thrilling experience for fans of kaiju destruction games. This game lets you embody a rampaging monster, wreaking havoc with a giant boxing glove, smashing opponents and buildings alike. Unlock a variety of skins inspired by iconic kaiju, adding a fun twist to your destructive escapades.

There's an undeniable allure to city destruction, tapping into what Soren Kierkegaard might call the "temptation of the abyss," or simply the joy of watching things explode, as Michael Bay would attest. In Roar Rampage, you're the colossal beast, your world is your punching bag, and the classic gameplay is back with a vengeance.

Embrace the power fantasy of being a formidable kaiju, as you stomp through the cityscape, facing off against military forces determined to halt your rampage. Timing is crucial; you must skillfully knock away projectiles and enemies, or demolish buildings before they can harm you. With your immense size, dodging is out of the question, making every move you make a significant one.

Roar Rampage not only delivers on the action front but also features an engaging soundtrack and an array of unlockable skins, many of which pay homage to classic kaiju like Mechagodzilla. The game's simplicity is its strength, reminiscent of the smash hits on the Flash game sites of old.

Developed by the team behind Shovel Pirate and Slime Labs, Roar Rampage promises quality and enjoyment, even for those who might typically shy away from games centered around destruction. Mark your calendars for April 3rd when Roar Rampage launches, and prepare for an unforgettable rampage.

If you're interested in stepping away from retro rampaging and diving into strategic gameplay, consider checking out our review of Songs of Conquest. This game offers a fresh take on the Heroes of Might and Magic formula, appealing to both seasoned players and newcomers alike.