Go Lick The World: The First Current Affairs Clicker Game

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If your job involves keeping politicians' words in check, you might sympathize with the stress of preventing them from uttering unintentionally humorous phrases. Take, for instance, former U.S. President Joe Biden's invitation to an audience of Irish dignitaries to "go lick the world," a statement that sent White House staff scrambling worldwide.

"Go Lick The World," developed by casual game studio Pixel Play, humorously captures the absurdity of modern politics. By blending quirky political satire with the addictive nature of clicker games, it offers a lighthearted escape into the chaotic yet entertaining realm of global events.

In this game, your objective is simple yet delightfully absurd—to lick the world as fast as possible (for hygiene purposes, we suggest using your finger). The globe rotates as you tap its surface, whether on land or sea, earning you points and pushing you up the leaderboard.

Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (inspired by Elon Musk's Starlink), F35 fighter jets, electric cars, and even Air Force One. Each tap clears obstacles and rewards you with points.

On the ground, you'll encounter tongue-in-cheek landmarks like the White House, the Great Pyramids, and San Francisco, alongside themed daily challenges such as "Impeach-Mints" on Mondays and "Taco Tuesdays." As you progress, the screen fills with increasingly eccentric items like space lasers and ice creams.

Pixel Play has also introduced customizable Earth skins and accessories, including a "clown world" theme, patriotic Uncle Sam hats, Texas-themed cowboy hats, and solar eclipse glasses. Unlock these via rewarded ads or anticipate upcoming updates featuring famous hairstyles.

Available for free on both iOS and Android platforms, Go Lick The World offers optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable automatic tapping, and enhance your profile with exclusive badges.

Update: The latest "Great Debate Update" adds political trucker hats and a nod to a certain politician's iconic hairstyle.

Download Go Lick The World today and enjoy a unique blend of politics and gaming!

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